I don’t know about you, but I haven’t needed any more reasons to not patronize McDonald’s for a decade. Now, I wish I’d been a faithful and loyal customer for years just so I could take it all away because of THIS HORSESHIT.
Read it first.
Okay, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK Mickey D’s? I need to ask you a serious question.
Mr McDonalds, are you at least smarter than Grimace?
No sir, you are not. You are fucking dumb, plain and simple.
This, in all reality, would not have been a “McDonald’s is horrible” story if in the aftermath Dr. Mann had been able to contact and work with McDonald’s to settle the situation, it would have just been a case of “Goddamn, those three guys are assholes. Remind me to learn some horrifying French insults, so when I go there I can address them appropriately.” But, after all that, how does a worldwide, multi-billion dollar, corporation AND “American icon” ignore this situation? How do they ignore it from anyone, though that answer is easy; cause they’re rich and big and you are not. But how do they ignore all of this when it happened to a man who is the father of a new generation of technology? How do the big guys keep underestimating the internet?
Dr. Mann is like king nerd, if the internet had royalty he’d have his shit locked down. The internet loves smart, technologically innovative, cultured people who communicate well. They can win all the time (The Oatmeal proved this and he didn’t even invent a technology, he’s just smart and a good communicator with the internet generations). SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NOT HANDLE THIS GRIEVOUS SITUATION GENEROUSLY AND QUIETLY?
OK, I can’t boycott Mickey Dickey’s more than I already do. So please, post this somewhere, share it with somebody, and don’t eat another McFlurry until they remedy the situation.